• Belly is only a belly
by Arnaldo Jabour
Belly is belly, chest and chest and everything. I confess that I was pleasantly surprised to see Chico Anísio in Jo's program, saying that exercise is the first step to death. After calling attention to the fact that rarely know an athlete who has reached 80 years and cite enduring personalities who have never done gymnastics or exercise - including the lawyer and journalist Barbosa Lima Sobrinho - but came to the old century, comedian finished off with an example of fauna:
The turtle with all the slowness, lives 300 years. Do you know any rabbit who has lived 15 years?
I would like to contribute another example, by Dorival Caymmi. The lyricist, composer and performer of Bahia was known as the father of laziness. He spent 4 / 5 of the day lying in a hammock, drinking, smoking and chewing. Authentic idling, took 10 seconds to traverse a space of three meters. Well anyway and never have done exercise and he lived by 90 years.
Conclusion: Treadmill, walking, aerobics, weight training, gym? Get out while you still have this health ...
And live a sedentary lifestyle idle! Do not get upset if you go through life fat. You will have all eternity to be nothing but bones!
So DO NOT MAKE MORE DIET! After all, the whale drink only water, only eat fish, swimming all day, and is FAT! The elephant eats only vegetables and is FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!
WELCOME TO CHIPS POTATOES AND LONG LIVE TO THE BEER!
And never forget:
'If you walk was healthy, the postman would be immortal.'
And always remember:
I'm hot! Written in Braille!